you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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