I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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