hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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