cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We are all done wearing pants today
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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