a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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