Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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