yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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