margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize