i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just cropdusted the office
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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