Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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