He told me they were just razor bumps!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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