Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You are a genius and a whore.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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