Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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