look no pants
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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