let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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