I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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