Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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