i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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