her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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