Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
honey bunches of taint.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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