Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
i think my cat just said my name.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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