This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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