So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
