Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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