You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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