He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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