guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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