when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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