people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Randomize
