can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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