i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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