He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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