so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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