did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
