Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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