I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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