if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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