IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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