so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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