Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
