Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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