I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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