Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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