For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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