dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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