I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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