my soul wont recognize me after tonight
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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