I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I am naked and annoyed.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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