Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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