dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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