To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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