You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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