i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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