You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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