All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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