You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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