No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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