After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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