Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
DR UNK TOWN USA
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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